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30

Jun

Grubi Tweets Today.

  • 00:16 So it’s been 3 days. I went to the cave. Stone was still in front. I guess I need to accept that Michael Jackson won’t rise from the grave. #
  • 07:08 Seems like Twitter has quickly become…

29

Jun

Grubi Tweets Today.


  • 02:06 I wish there WAS supernatural. Then I’d get my biggest wish right now: a chance to talk to Pat about the events of the last year and a half. #

28

Jun

Grubi Tweets Today.


  • 09:08 I never get people who tuck their t-shirts into their jeans. If you want to be so damn formal, WEAR REGULAR PANTS. You self-important tool. #

27

Jun

Grubi Tweets Today.

  • 00:54 Babe Ruth. Hell’s yes. #
  • 02:21 “A life isn’t significant except for its impact on other lives.” —Jackie Robinson #
  • 08:14 Weird. Michael Jackson’s death actually bothers me. #

25

Jun

Grubi Tweets Today.

  • 07:20 Listen. (Doo-da-doo.) Do you want to know a secret? (Doo-da-doo.) do you promise not to tell? Whoa-oh-oh. (The bodies are in the basement.) #
  • 09:24 Find My iPhone works!

24

Jun

Grubi Tweets Today.

  • 14:09 I should go back to being the anachronistic nerd/hipster who wears fedoras and vests with t-shirts. I should also be 100 lbs lighter. Hrmph. #
  • 23:03 “Be on time. Bust your butt. Play…

23

Jun

Grubi Tweets Today.


  • 22:29 More like insomniawesome, amirite?! #

22

Jun

Grubi Tweets Today.


  • 10:08 It’s Father’s Day. But please don’t buy me a lawn mower or a ratchet set or whatever normal fathers get. I need 3 sets of guitar strings. #

21

Jun

Grubi Tweets Today.

  • 01:31 I own both 2500-pg baseball & 2000-pg college football encyclopediae, but carry a WiFi-ready device @ all times. I just don’t get it, do I? #
  • 08:40 Hey, 50-year-old woman with the…

20

Jun

Grubi Tweets Today.

  • 07:00 @tchatchke : Good one! I’d nearly forgotten that one. I should collect these all. Maybe write a book. #
  • 07:08 @mathowie: That was my flight from Memphis to San Antonio for Basic…